The three dodgy bunnies ----------------------- Okay, once upon a time there where three lil bunnies happily hoppin' around the woods and field. They didn't have to fear anything from anyone, they knew, because everybody in the forest seemed to like their big fluffy buns woppin awound. So they came across Adolf the Acorn and said "Hello Adolf the Acorn". And they passed Pervy the Owl "Hello Pervy" "wooohoo, woohoo" They also met up with Beffe de Beer (okay thats Dutch *grin*) who was muzzling... no thats for some other time. (Children stories always start to get tedious and repetitive about this kind of thing so i'll cut it short and skip all the other educational experiences teaching you about AAAAALLL the other animals in the forest) The first little fluffie bunnie spotted a tree with a hole in it and went over there to explore. He put his lil paws in there and *SNAP* *ouch* they where gone ! So kids... never put your paws where they don't belong and certainly not in the pawnshop. On with the remaining two. The second bunnie suddenly sees another cute honey bunnie and hops after her lopping with great hops through the field in pursuit of love (in all the wrong places). Passionately he follows her all through the field. She stops, looks back at him and winks with her eyelashes. He takes one last leap and *BANG* looses his fluffie bun to a bullet. So kids... always chase safe, don't be an arse (above the field) or you'll be shot down in flames. The third bunnie in confusion looks around for his two buds and finds out that he's left all on his own. He's grieving about his loss and heads over to "Red" the Bunnie Bar and orders a double carrot juice onna rocks to drink away his pain. However he drinks faaaar too much and pukes out his teeth in the toilet, having to swallow down mashed food the rest of his life. However, he marries the cute bunnie mentioned earlier because without teeth he's great at eating... ehr thats for another time. Anyways, they end up with 101 cute spotted lil white bunnies and tell this story so other animals can learn from it. Later he sells his idea for a movie about his kids to Hollywood, but Hollywood thinks bunnies ain't fit for the big screen because they would remind people of carnal pleasures too much, i mean 101 freekin kids. So it's done in more doggy style.